Category Archives: Food

Holy hell, those are some expensive carnitas! I hope that verde sauce is made with unicorn tears or something!


Barbie’s First Proper Bar-B-Que

Best BBQ in Middle Georgia!


I’m craving a country-fried steak sandwich

For those of you who don’t know: You take a side of beef, grind it into a patty, bread it, and deep-fry it until golden brown. Then you serve it between Texas toast, lettuce, tomato, (mayonnaise if you’re so inclined), and copious amounts of white pepper gravy. Garnish with sweet potato fries on the side, and you’ve got some good eatin’!

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No, you really can’t….

Hillbilly at Hooters

On a fraternity outing, Hooters girls were told that it was Will’s birthday. Hokey Pokey-ness ensued.

Hey, kids! It’s Andy Armadillo, America’s favourite steak house mascot!


Regarding Castleberry’s Beef Stew

My eyes said, “I’m not so sure about this.”

My mouth said, “Meh, I’ve had worse.”

My stomach said, “NO!”

I’m not sure I want to try chef’s special