A little bit of country wholesomeness from the Lykes boys: a pair of commercials for Lykes cold cuts.
Man, what better place to get greasy deep-fried fish on a Saturday night than the local Long John Silvers? Flaky whitefish and malt vinegar takes me back to my childhood….
Wouldn’t it be great to have X-ray vision? Then you could tell who had a lot of pepperoni in their bread! Also: remember when you could feed a family of 4 on less than $10?
Here, kid, stop putting random things in your mouth and start putting more potato chips in it! Gosh, no wonder our nation is so obese!
Remember when granola was just becoming “a thing”? Some brilliant marketer decided to encase a bar of it in chocolate and led a revolution in “healthy” snacking. Now we have a million different granola snack bars in a million different sweet flavors, but we have to pay heed to the original….
Once upon a time, kids, Kroger had a “mascot” by the name of Alex the Butcher who appeared on television to advertise whatever their sales were for the week. Alex got into all kinds of odd situations with his coworker Max, like this one where Max hired a parade to march through the meat department.