Protect your Constitutional rights, my Pokemon hunting friends!
Let’s be honest: just about every single one of us agrees to Terms of Service without ever reading what we’re signing away.
Maybe. It’s just plausible….
Less than a week after Pokémon Go’s launch, our streets are already filled with packs of phone-wielding, Weedle-catching zombies. They’re robbing our teens, filling our churches with sinners, and tricking our children into exercising. But worst of all, Pokémon Go is turning us all into an army of narcs in service of the coming New World Order.