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Barnsong

Once upon a time, people set certain short themes as their startup and shutdown sound effects in Windows. This is one that I used to have for a while, featuring Don Knotts.

The Many Deaths of Barney The Dinosaur: Barnmmpr

I found these floating around AOL back in in the mid-1990s, perfect entertainment for a 12-year-old with a chip on his shoulder! If anyone can help me track down the original creator, please let me know!

Twister!

Teenage lovers Bill and Joanne try to survive a severe weather encounter that starts to sound suspiciously like the plot of the 1996 box office smash, Twister. (RIP Bill Paxton)

This is a novelty piece in the old “break-in” style pioneered by Dickie Goodman and Bill Buchanan where song clips replace soundbytes from interviews or dialogue.I downloaded this from AOL in the mid-1990’s, and I don’t recall who uploaded it originally.If you or someone you know created this, please let me know so that I may give proper credit.Thanks!

The Many Deaths of Barney The Dinosaur: Barnmm

I found these floating around AOL back in in the mid-1990s, perfect entertainment for a 12-year-old with a chip on his shoulder! If anyone can help me track down the original creator, please let me know!

“We are what you have made us.”

The Many Deaths of Barney The Dinosaur: Barnflnt

I found these floating around AOL back in in the mid-1990s, perfect entertainment for a 12-year-old with a chip on his shoulder! If anyone can help me track down the original creator, please let me know!

“Get going, Barney, right out the front door!”

The Many Deaths of Barney the Dinosaur: Barney4

I found these floating around AOL back in in the mid-1990s, perfect entertainment for a 12-year-old with a chip on his shoulder! If anyone can help me track down the original creator, please let me know!

“Hasta la vista, baby.”

The Many Deaths of Barney The Dinosaur: Barney3

I found these floating around AOL back in in the mid-1990s, perfect entertainment for a 12-year-old with a chip on his shoulder! If anyone can help me track down the original creator, please let me know!

“GET OVER HERE!!!”