Why Mustard is the King of Condiments

This is truth: There is no equal among table sauces. Ketchup is reserved only for the driest of french fries, and don’t you dare try to offer me ranch dressing in which to dip my onion rings!

It is alpha and omega, sun and moon.

Source: Why Mustard is the King of Condiments | Lucky Peach

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