Ultimately, in the history of [the] world, penises entering vaginas have given a lot of people a lot of pleasure; axes entering skulls, well, not so much.”
–George R.R. Martin
Finally getting to play with Google+ and I gotta say it’s looking like my personal Facebook killer.
Finally getting to play with Google+ and I gotta say it’s looking like my personal Facebook killer.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson on Patriotism
On the day we reserve to tell ourselves America is great–July 4–Europe reminds us that we suck at science.
–Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Phil Hulett on Human Development
I have yet to lactate.
–Phil Hulett
Lemmy Kilmister on Life
It’s all about the game and if you can play it.
–Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister
Mark Arum on The US Economy
How bad is the economy? President Obama just named J.G. Wentworth Secretary of the Treasury. #877CASHNOW.
Mark Arum (@MarkArum)
Jackie Chan on His Dream Job
I wanna be a pilot…It would be so cool! There’s nothing cooler than a pilot!”
Jackie Chan
His Holiness The Dalai Lama on morality
Moral ethics are the basis of world peace.
His Holiness The Dalai Lama
Conan O’Brien on Women and Coffee
I like my coffee the way I like my women. Yup, I like blonde, slutty coffee with low self-esteem.
Conan O’Brien
Jason Mustian on Racial Profiling
When I see a white guy in a ski mask holding a crow bar, I can’t help but suspect that he’s about to film an ADT commercial.
Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian)