George R.R. Martin on History

Ultimately, in the history of [the] world, penises entering vaginas have given a lot of people a lot of pleasure; axes entering skulls, well, not so much.”

–George R.R. Martin

Mark Arum on The US Economy

How bad is the economy? President Obama just named J.G. Wentworth Secretary of the Treasury. #877CASHNOW.

Mark Arum (@MarkArum)

Jason Mustian on Racial Profiling

When I see a white guy in a ski mask holding a crow bar, I can’t help but suspect that he’s about to film an ADT commercial.

Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian)